Sometimes I wonder if my parents look at me and think, “Oh my God, my child is a retard.”
INSTANT REBLOG….
(Source: boulevardsolitude)
- 1 year ago
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LOOOOOL
Rhea: Oh i got shit from bath and body today
Me: OOOOOOUU WHAT'D YOU GET ?
Rhea: some next paris shit , some next country shit , and some next mystical magic shit . they all smell like unicorn piss to me so im good .
- 1 year ago
That awkward moment when you see one of your parents’ old friends.
They’re like:
You’re like:
They say, “Oh my god, I haven’t seen you since you were a baby! You probably don’t remember me… give me a hug!”
Then, after they leave, you can’t help but think, “Who the hell was that?”
(Source: beneathyourparasol)
- 1 year ago
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